Wild at Heart

• Mae • 23 • CA • Wifey •

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma, via cuntlen)

blue-w-a-t-e-r-s:

o c e a n    b l o g
Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.

-wow this made me sad. (via stay-ocean-minded)

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

(via justafordkindofgirl)

Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

-Luke Bryan, wedding advice to a couple who got engaged during his concert (via pagesofpaiges)

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candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.
I hate you, then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff, then run to the bottom and catch you.

-(via icanrelateto)

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sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via dodgemakesitandcumminsshakesit)

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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